Monday, April 02, 2012

It's OK, we've got the Olympics to celebrate

"Yer I Know"
Despite being on the brink of a total financial collapse, unemployment at it's highest levels for decades, the working class family being squeezed ever more and the prospect of our freedoms being eroded by EU monitoring laws being brought in by our LIBLABCON alliance, there's a glimmer of hope. There's an event that we will all be able to hide behind and just pretend all our woes aren't really happening. Thank God for the Olympics!! Yes, it's all within budget and will bring the riches and feel good factor back to this country once and for all! What? Not convinced are you? I guess you are right, at around £9bn over budget and set to be probably the most embarrassing Olympics of all time, we'll end up footing the bill for another huge white elephant.

Broken Britain
The delusional Olympics hype machine would have us believe that the Olympics will be our savior, let's focus on this wonderful event and look how 'great' Britain has advertised itself thus so far. Maybe the London 2012 Olympics logo is a true reflection of the state of the host nation? A broken window representing the broken state of this country. Let's face it, study the logo, a fractured symbol that is probably a true reflection of what most think about the UK as a whole. 

Olympic 'One Eyed Monsters'
Sick Britain's Suggested Characters
Then there's the little characters that have been born out of London 2012, I often ask where the spaceship is. As a child I used to have nightmares about one eyed monsters, ironically, these are characters that are fronting the Olympics 2012. These phallic symbols of one eyed teeth prancing around scaring the shit of of children must of been based on someone's childhood memories or was it on the attack from mars films that used to dominate cinema screens back in the late 40s and early 50s?  So, on that theme, we at Sick Britain have come up with our own characters that reflect the monsters that are really behind this corporate event that we all will end up paying for.

The 'A' Team will be on standby
Olympics 2012 should be the most safest event the world has ever witnessed. Our Government have spent an absolute fortune on making sure the Police and our armed forces will treat the Olympics like a full scale theater of World War III. Snipers in Helicopters using high caliber sniper rifles, police armed to the teeth with Glocks and 50,000 volt cattle prods, private security firms supervising the event ensuring no one is wearing T shirts that don't blend in with the event or display political messages. Then there is all those Corporate VIP lanes carving there way through the City and East End of London, a no go area for anybody trying to go about there daily business whilst this huge circus event rolls on. Londoners have been advised to take holidays and go away whilst this Corporate Event is being held.

Hail to our leaders, thanks for winning this fantastic event, I'm sure it'll benefit us all!


London 2012 - A Military Operation





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